Catholic #1: have you had sex with your fiance yet?
Catholic #2: No, but according to Natural Family Planning I am slippery.
Catholic #1: Wow, you must have a TWAP!
Catholic #2: No, but according to Natural Family Planning I am slippery.
Catholic #1: Wow, you must have a TWAP!
by Barney17 August 30, 2023

by Mr. Sound February 10, 2021

Ester was always bragging about her TWAP. According to her, “it not enough to have a WAP it’s gotta be tight too!”
by Dodomo December 10, 2021

When someone’s talking too much. Instead of being harsh and saying shut up it’s more like teasing without actually saying shut up
by Psepehri1 September 09, 2025
