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shih tzu 

Someone who brags about how tough they are and talk as if they're invincible yet when it comes down to an actual fight they will back off and get scared. Much like the characteristics of the Shih Tzu dog who will bark and snarl at something and then flee and cower when faced with the threat.
"Jimmy talks tough but he's really a Shih Tzu. He was picking Barry but by the time Barry rolled up his sleeves, Jimmy was nowhere to be seen"
shih tzu by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 22, 2006
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Shit Tzu 

When you are in a long car ride and you need to take a big wet shit
Guy 1: Holy fuck it’s coming
Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station

Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes

Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car

Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash

Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them
Shit Tzu by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
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shih tzu 

Really bad zoo, bit like the one in Baghdad, where only a couple of animals are left alive and even these get fed so rarely they can barely move.
A shih tzu like the one in Baghdad, where the only things left are maggots and vultures.
shih tzu by Da Grinch August 5, 2007

Shih Tzu 

A deceiving face that pisses everywhere in your home. Looks like Falcor (never ending story) when shaved.
Why does the house smell funny......oh there's pee stains over here.....the shih tzu did it
Shih Tzu by st.lupuplin September 14, 2015

shih-tzu 

an uncircumsized penis which, because of its extranious layers of skin, resembles the dog of the same name.
Man, all guys in the UK (except for the British Jews) have shih-tzus.
shih-tzu by Johann F. Salazar April 27, 2005
Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do


*some time later*

A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!


*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
SUN TZU by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004

Shih Tzu 

Shih Tzu is another term for shit.

It is also small cute breed of dog.

Also the name of a band, 'Kinza And The Shih Tzus', with the number one album 'For Those Who are Shih Tzus, We Salute You'.
The band was started on the outskirts of London, inspired by the large eyed, silky haired dog. The band members are the lead singer and lyracist Kinza, other lyracist and back up singer Ruth and the second back up singer and drummer Millie.
Guy sneeks up on friend.
Guy: BOO!
Friend: Ahh! You scared the shih tzu outta me!
Guy: Sorry! Hey, do you wanna check out Kinza And The Shih Tzus tonight? They're performing at 9:00.
Friend: Sure! I love their song 'SOS Please Save Our Shih Tzus'. Their lyrics, based on animal testing are so deep.
Can I bring my shih tzu, Popo, along too?
Guy: Okay!
Shih Tzu by Popo Teh Clown December 11, 2008