Rebound Rug

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.

A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers

Me: "How'd that date go last night?"

Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."

Rebound Rug by Shiposters Anonymous November 18, 2022

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rebound

Going from one relationship to the next right away to avoid the pain of a breakup.

I just broke up with my g/f, and today I met my boyfriend! Hes awesome.

rebound by James Chanley January 24, 2004

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Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

Rebound dick by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016

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rebound slut

Girls who will fuck many guys in the roughly 6 months following a break-up before settling back down into a relationship.

Pussy power (I can fuck who I want, when I want) + missing ex-boyfriend and trying to cope = rebound slut.

Damn bruh, you smashed Sarah too? She's a total rebound slut.

rebound slut by JayMoolah December 9, 2016