Purning

To suck in your poop in your butt by pushing the poop inside before it comes out.

I am purning because im in a court while playing basketball.

by butt face fred October 3, 2007

Damien Persinger

Damien is a very handsome man. He’s he sweetest guy you will ever meet, just don’t love on a cat if you’re dating him or he will never let you live it down. He has curly hair and is very caring about you (not really you lol just me) and will be my future husband. (Unless I marry the cat first.)

“Wow, look at Damien persinger. He’s so cute.”

“Damien Persinger has curly hair!”

“Damien Persinger is jealous because of a cat stealing his woman”

by AvaxDamienIrl January 18, 2022

Future persinger

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

putsing

Taking a long time to do something

I was trying to go to the football game but my brother was still putsing around.

by BigD630 April 4, 2016

Pulsing Pebble

The sensation that (we) women often have after being aroused to the point of a swollen, throbbing clitoris without orgasmic relief.
The female equivalent of what men call "Blue Balls".

-I heard Steve-o slept at your place last night... how'd that go?-
"Please don't even ask, it was the pulsing pebble all over again."

-Ouuuch! Isn't that the third or fourth time?! What the hell is his problem?-

by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 6, 2017

Pussing out

When there is no balls to do an action

"Kevin is pussing out to ask a girl out to dance"

by TheReal21 June 8, 2016

purling

A form of upside down masterbation with goal being catching it in your mouth.

I was sat in the loft purling and got some in my eye, my neck hurts.

by a triangle September 3, 2016