poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

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Poker

1. a card game normally involving bets of money
2. a code-word for a lady giving a man a blow job. Used with spit, snap, solitaire, cards

How about a game of poker, darling?

by Katie March 30, 2004

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Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.

"I am so poker at football."

"Dude, you're poker at life."

by Ceejay29x May 1, 2008

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Poker

An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.

That poker looks really fluffy.

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019