1: an organism of varying colors, may or may not have blossoms or bear fruit, has different ways to germinate or reproduce, usually by pollination by bees or birds.

2. someone who is paid to sit in a comedy show and laugh at every joke the comedian says, prompting others to laugh
1. You see that plant? that's Catnip, it's crack for cats!

2. That guy next to me, the one who keeps laughing, yeah, I think he's a plant.
by GamerGirlMGS May 10, 2009
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It's Friday, time to buy a bag of sticky plant and blaze the night away!
by BigSoyYoBoy October 16, 2010
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When someone gets beat up so bad they can't get off the ground or they are knocked out.

Taken to the ground hard and fast.
Did you that quaterback get planted?
by Ryan Robertson March 7, 2005
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One quarter (1/4) of a foot (12 inches). 1 Plants = 3 inches.
Over the weekend it it dumped a Plants of rain.

The average male penis is two Plants.
by Johnny Utah 4 Prez February 17, 2013
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(A different type of plant) Plant is usually a slang used in prison . It means that you were sent in by police officers with a fake crime just to ease drop or any thing like dat.
New inmate: *Walks in*
Inmate: “What are you in here for?”
New inmate :”I’m in here for shoplifting and bank fraud”.
Inmate: “How df you steal money from the bank and then go shoplift don’t you have money?”.
New inmate:*Gets nervous*
Inmate: “Bruh,This dude a plant bro!..”
by Mariheartz December 27, 2018
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When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.
booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse
by thatdouchebagyouknow May 28, 2012
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The completion of a difficult move or action that was accomplished with style and authority.
bouldering or climbing: "that dyno was planted"
MTBing: "your planted that landing"
by TimdOwen September 11, 2006
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