Oakville Woman (or Women) of Leisure. AKA, the rich, snobby, lazy and entitled women who tend to have annoying, privileged and often rude opinions about everything, residing in Oakville, Ontario (city in the GTA).
“Does Carrie’s mom even work? What does she do all day besides online shop and complain about how hard her life is?”
“She doesn’t need to work, her trust fund and husband’s Bay Street job pay for her career an OWL.”
“She doesn’t need to work, her trust fund and husband’s Bay Street job pay for her career an OWL.”
by Unnamed Person in the GTA February 5, 2019
the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.
person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
by Stormteddy July 15, 2011
Drunk or intoxicated in some manner. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, spifflicated, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested
"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
by mcmotherfucker2k14 May 26, 2014
A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.
Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
by TotesDeffs September 9, 2011
by xXPnoyJestr420Xx November 18, 2009
Uh oh Woody I don't know if Chuck is ready to owl hes smelled pretty bad lately I think its his farticles.
Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.
Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.
by FARTICLES July 11, 2008