microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

ho out with your toe out

the act of trying to have sex with a lot of people

please don't ho out with your toe out tonight, I don't want you to go home with another random guy

by Fabiolivas April 16, 2010

twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)

girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy

by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 2, 2025