Someone who is very large, can be seen from miles away. Needs to eat every 5 minutes or they will have to engage in cannabalism with oneself. Most of the time will not fit on your screen when viewing their facebook profile.
Geek 1: 'Oh My God watch out for that new kid muyiwa rolling down the corridor :( , he's soo Obese just bull dozing those kids out of the way!!'
Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once !'
Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once !'
by Victimofomole December 21, 2011
when you're so god damn fat no woman will even look at you let alone want to date you.
You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.
She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.
Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.
These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.
You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.
She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.
Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.
These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.
by not a fat person November 14, 2008
1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
by Qit June 23, 2004
by Laurah February 6, 2005
by FattyGparanoiawilldestroyya November 1, 2011
The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
by Meech March 29, 2005
by lpsgirl426 February 17, 2015