Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

Mumbai Monkey

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian

Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”

Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”

by Shawarma123456789 December 15, 2024

mumbai server

the most toxic server in valorant

jignesh : bro my singapore ping is high, can u switch to mumbai server for this game ?
rahul : turn the team vc off, i'll switch

by why fry May 30, 2021

Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls

She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed

by Wheels127 February 19, 2022

Mumbai Fishing

An ancient form of martial arts involving a fishing rod, tacklebox and balls that don't hurt anymore, it has nothing to do with Mumbai

I am the master of mumbai fishing i can catch any fish i want and my ball bag never gets sore no matter what happens.

by ShellyTheMumbaiFisherman October 30, 2023

Redline Mumbai

The area of Mumbai where all the prostitutes hang out

Damn, you went to Redline Mumbai?

Yeah man, got laid by some randis

by Jballin12 September 15, 2013

chilife of mumbai

A chilife of mumbai is a cute and filthy bafoon that loves everyone. He loves Lakaka and Adam Matrala.

Are u chilife or a chibro?because i’m a chicken.
We love you chilife of mumbai.

by Adam Matrala November 23, 2021