my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.
*cough cough*... what?
by jesus christ January 11, 2005
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Marijuana is a green plant witch blossoms beautifully and brings joy to the world. Everyone has experimented with it once in their lives including your family, your idols, and Bill Clinton. Despite what all the straight edge kids at your school say, this shit can make you feel appreciative of everything around you and you realize that this world ain't so bad after all. A plant given from God's anus.
"Hey, this one girl i know takes zoloft."
"Wow man, that shit fucks you up."
"I know hah. Hey lets go save her."
"Alright man, just let me hit up my chron connect, than we'll ride our bikes to Colonia, pick up Mother Nature and save that bitch from herself."
"fuck yeah bitch"
by Adriansito Hamburger August 4, 2005
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This plant is portrayed to be the most dangerous and evil plant ever made, yet there have never been any cases of people getting killed from smoking weed, and one is 5 times more likely to get addicted to tobacco than marijuanna.
Marijuanna is a great way to soothe your pain and depression when used in moderation.
by AYB June 18, 2003
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The Spanish name for the indian hemp plant, of which is classed in the Sativa family. The leaves of this plant are used as a euphoric, anxiety, Stress and Violence reducing, appetite Increasing analgesic and anti nauseant. Has been used for spiritual, recreational and Sacramental substance for thousands of years.

Sadly in 1927 the Dangerous Drugs Act was passed by the new zealand parliament prohibiting its use because it was Bullied by The League of Nations to outlaw it. The act called for the total prohibition of hemp the non-intoxicating cousin of Marijuana which had been used in this country for 150 years as a fibre and Fuel source.

Sadly today because of hysteria, Xenophobic leaders, american bullying and lies this god-given plant remains illegal.

and jester your quote about tobacco addiction is misleading in everyway, You can only get hooked on tobacco from Marijuana if you mix the 2 together in one joint, having Marijuana by itself is actually a useful tobaco cessassion aid.
Lets go score some marijuana
by Brother Number One December 8, 2003
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The cannabis plant. 2. A preparation made from the dried flower clusters and leaves of the cannabis plant, usually smoked or eaten to induce euphoria.
Mr. Mackey: marijewanna's bad m'kay.
by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003
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It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the miligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be clean, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box it needs to be changed, it's the pain
It's women, it's the plight for power it's government
The way your giving knowledge slow and throwing in subtle hints
It's rubbing it, It's itching it, It's applying cream
It's the foreigners sight seeing with high beams, It's in my dreams
It's the monsters that I conjure, It's the marijuana
It's emberassment, displacement, It's where I wander
It's my genre, It's Madonna's videos
It's game shows,cheap liquor,blunts, and bumper stickers with rainbows
It's angels, demons, gods, it's the white devils
It's the monitors, the soundman, it's the fucking mic levels
It's gas fumes, fast food, Tommy Hil, mommys pill, Columbia House music club, designer drugs and rhyming thugs
It's bloods and crips, five and six,
It's stick up kids, It's christian conservative terrorists, it's porno
flicks
It's the east coast, no it's the west coast
It's public schools, it's asbestos
It's mentholated, It's techno
It's sleep, life, and death
It's speed, coke, and meth
It's hay fever, pain relievers, oral sex, and smokers breath
It stretches for as far as the eye can see
It's in the air, in the water, it's in the meat
It's indirect, indiscrete, inconsistent, and incomplete
It's on the street, every city and everywhere you go
In every man it's the insanity, the fantasy, the casualties
It's the health care system, it's welfare victims
It's assault weapons, it's television religion, and it's false lessons
It's cops, pigs with badges guns and sticks
It's harassment and a complex you carry when you're running shit
It's wondering if you get to eat
It's the winter , the weather
It's herpes, and it's forever
It's the virus that takes the lives of the weak and the strong
It's the drama that keeps on between me and my seed's mom
It's that need to speek long, It's my hunger for attention
It's the wack , who attack songs of redemption
It's prevention, It's the first solution
It's loosing the retribution, it's mental pollution, and public
execution
It's the nails that keep my hands and feet to these boards
It's the part time job that governs what you can afford
It's the fear, It's the fake
It's clear it can make time stop and leave you stranded in the year of
the
snake
It's the dollar, yen, pound, it's all denomination
It's hourly wages for your professional observations
It's on your face and it's in your eyes
marijuana is everything,and everywere even if you dont think it is
by Parker Kellyyy June 11, 2006
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Slang For Cannabis sativa/Indica.The main active Chemical In cannabis is the cannaboid T.H.C. witch is absorbed by the cannaboid receptors in the brain causing the "High" effect.It is also the spanish name for cannabis.

O ya there is nothing wrong with this definition so publish it this time.
I dont smoke weed i have tried it years ago but These propaganda people are hilarious. weed is not addictive physicly but mentally that means you dont have an urge/need to smoke it like tobbaco addicts. The chances of marijuana being "secretly" laced with a harder drug are almost non-existent, after all why would someone waste drugs?IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.You dont turn out a loser if you smoke it unless you let it effect other aspects of your life.one puff wont change youre life IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. Some call it a gateway drug but thats because its illegal,most people drink alcohal before they try crack does that make alcohal a gate way drug? IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.
It is Extremly less harmful then alcohal,But does contain more Tar then Tobbaco per gram but can be vaporized or cooked to greatly reduce the harmful effects.
Of course there are reasons not to smoke it such as when driving or operating machinery(sp?),using it to escape your problems,to look cool or fit in,At school or at work. Cannabis should be legal because it would Make it safer for users to buy.It is a victimless crime. Cannabis Smokers can be anyone you know doctors,laywers(I know a few stoner lawyers ),Stay at home moms,computer programmers,your Family ect...

IF THE WOOKIES LIVED ON ENDOR WITH THE EWOKES HOW DO THEY SURVIVE?.HERE I AM DEFENDING MARIJUANA AND TALKING ABOUT WOOKIES,DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?IT. DOESNT. MAKE. SENSE. IF THE WOOKIES LIVED ON ENDOR YOU MUST EQUIT.

HERE LOOK AT THE SMILE :). LOOK AT THE SILLY SMILE . DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? LADYS AND GENTLEMEN IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
by Hymen July 14, 2006
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