March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March Madness

'Noun'

An event in which people (primarily Caucasian men dating back to 1939) complete paper brackets to win money.

"Dallas are you doing March madness this year?"
Dallas-"fuck yeah, I wouldn't miss it."

by Eazy_e06 July 25, 2016

March madness

A month we celebrate frat boy harry styles wearing a jersey

March madness makes me appreciate Harry Styles wearing a Jersey

by Johanna... March 22, 2021

mad march

Mad March the the month were you can be mad at anyone! But just know that at the end of the month you cant be mad at them anymore. If you were mad at a friend give them a hug If you were mad at an ex give em a High-5 And if you were mad at your significant other give them a nice little kiss

Ya know?, im really looking forward to Mad March because I can be mad at anyone.

by Bembeneck February 23, 2020

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022