March Mustache Madness 

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

March Mustache Madness by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

march moustache madness

a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness

-dude are you really gonna participate in march moustache madness?

march moustache madness by captain cecil paul March 26, 2008

March Muscle Madness 

March Muscle Madness revolves around completing the entire month of march without skipping a single day in the gym. You are allowed to have 1 rest day a week, but you still have to follow your schedule.

"Are you participating in March Muscle Madness?"

"No, i am physically inferior."

March Muscle Madness by qoaks March 8, 2022

Masturbation Madness March 

A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.

Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!

Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.

Masturbation Madness March by abr3948 January 1, 2019

MILF Madness March 

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

MILF Madness March by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

Match Mardness 

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

Match Mardness by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015