Not for Lying

In response to the comman slang For Real?

"Are you for real?"
"Not for Lying!"

by Hersh & Jami March 02, 2005

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Lying

There is a great many things that are considered lying. If someone tells you something false, knowing it is false, they are lying to you. If someone breaks a promise they made to you, they lied to you when they made the promise. If someone tells the truth, but leaves important details out, they are still lying. If someone (say you're in a relationship) is going behind your back, about important things (going to girls/boys houses without informing you) that is withholding important information, which is lying!!!

I wish he would quit lying to me, it hurts!

by MidnightRavenn September 05, 2017

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LYS

An evil Chinese cyborg that oddly resembles a fish or a donkey (see donkfish).
Its main processor does not exceed I2 laptops and is extremely slow at human logic and communications. Furthermore, this robot has a low frequency sound noise and usually use the word "shyt!" followed by a small homosexual jump.
Known for its selfish personality, if asked for help it will only answer "mann read tyour lectwure notez".
Furthermore to intimidate the humans, he usually points at u with closed fist while blabbering "You're gona faill".
Also known for its strange programmed sexuality, it prefers shemales rather than females (although this cyborg is designed to be a male).
The programmer of this useless cyborg is unknown.

Ape: Hey LYS, what is the answer for 1+1?
LYS: Read your lecturreee notes. You're gonna fail!!!

by HKUSTFREAK January 20, 2011

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