lactose.tolerant

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by Fuckinggrr February 24, 2021

Lactose Lockers

term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.

“damn babe you got some lactose lockers on you!”

by jyan jovell July 20, 2022

Lactose Hangover

The feeling of nausea, cramps, stomach aches and bad breath following a binge on lactose-heavy foodstuffs. Usually only applicable to those with lactose intolerance.

"Oh man...I feel like shit, I shouldn't have had those three frappuchinos at Starbucks earlier..."

" Lactose Hangover ? Just sit it out."

by ellziipaw September 14, 2011

Lactose Ignorant

To hate milk. Not to be confused with lactose intolerant.

Brian: You like milk right? It's only the greatest drink ever.
Will:No. I hate milk.
Brian: What are you lactose ignorant? That's a milk crime!

by btvu94 August 14, 2009

lactose intolerant

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

by Hey Lee May 26, 2007

Lactose Tolerant

If you are not lactose intolerant then you are lactose tolerant

Guy A: Hello I am not lactose intolerant
Guy B: So you are lactose tolerant
Guy A: What even is lactose

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

lactose intolerant

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009