Hump day

Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday
Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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Hump Day

One day in the week, Wednesday, where two people satisfy each other's sexual needs and desires.
Hey, do you want to come over for Hump Day?

I'm tingly thinking about you doing me on Hump Day!
by ohiooak May 16, 2018
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Hump Day

Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"
It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.

The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.
by JJ Easy November 20, 2013
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Hump Day

Wednesday - the day preceding Thursday and after Tuesday, midweek week peak day...down hill slide to the weekend.

Acronym - Having Unusual Midweek Psychotic Delusions And Yearnings
No example for Hump Day required...see above.
by justpassntime November 04, 2011
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Hump day

A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day
Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.
by LOL110 February 18, 2019
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Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.
"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"
by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017
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Hump Day

Wednesday's are the middle of the work week and, seems like it takes a weed to get to wednesday. I am usually exhausted by Wednesday.
Hump Day and I feel liked I have been Humped all Day!
by bobbyhotrod March 26, 2011
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