Something the Pope takes when he eats Mexican food
Pastor: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom taking a holy shit
Nun: PASTOR! LANGUAGE!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.
person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)
by bennycnz February 1, 2011
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In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011
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"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.
by USAF Cadet December 28, 2021
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An unusually large shit taken by a gay man; the shit literally grazes the prostate for so long that it causes anal stimulation and eventually sexual climax
The man discovered a new form of masturbation as the holy shit pushed through his tight anus
by rdodge April 17, 2014
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when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!
Jenna did not want to do anal, but i did. So i gave her the Holy Shit.
by Jet Lewis March 17, 2008
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