teacher:what is history
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you
by Anonymous October 09, 2003
Get the historymug. History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006
Get the historymug. 1)A helpful course, usually taught in school, where students learn that Hitler was bad and jackshit else.
2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
Dude! I can't believe you asked if Stalin was still alive in history class! He's been dead hundreds of years!
Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
by RebelWithoutaClause December 21, 2004
Get the Historymug. 1. An argument for the cause of the present.
2. The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.
2. The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.
History is in itself an example.
by nethcev! August 20, 2006
Get the Historymug. The tale of how many different nations, from all across the world, gained their independence from Great Britain.
by birdboy2000 September 28, 2004
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