histerical 

1) A deliberate misspelling of "historical" and "hysterical" to create a portmanteau, which means literally "very funny history" or "funny today, though it was serious at the time."

2) An extension of this meaning is to derisively imply that something today is garbage, of little importance, or no value — but might have "histerical value" in the future.

1) "The TV Show Dragnet is a histerical example of 1960s attitudes."

2) "I am keeping these videos of Trump speaking for their histerical value."

histerical by Andy Somers February 11, 2020

historiuh 

a tiktoker who is funny and hot asf

posts about anime and aot

Person 1: "Do you follow @historiuh on tiktok?"
Person 2: "No I don't"
Person 1: *Gouges Person 2's eyes out with a spoon*

historiuh by ur mom😩 February 22, 2021

historiasymir_ 

A really cool demigirl lesbian who loves Historia and kins nagito

Me: historiasymir_ is one of my favorite tiktoker

Someone: who's that?

Me: theyre are my cool mutual
Someone: got it! I'll follow them real now

historiasymir_ by theeyelessflower August 3, 2021

Ultimate historian 

Ultimate historian is the title for anyone who will be able to achieve the finale goal of all who study history:
ability to predict the future based on knowledge of the past.

finally! I did it! I became the Ultimate historian, now I know how to make my country great again!

Ultimate historian by Leo of the Харків April 8, 2023

media historian 

An expert in the history of mass media.

Erik Barnouw, a media historian and former Columbia University professor, died on July 19th at the age of 93.

media historian by neverendingstory July 8, 2011

historical stasis 

To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.

Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.

historical stasis by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

Lakers Historian 

A basketball fan who is specifically a supporter of the NBA team the Los Angeles Lakers, and wears their jersey at any game outside of Los Angeles of a rival team who are facing the Lakers that night, but do not know any of the current members of the team.

An off-breed of the Sports Asshole (who only shows up to games to boo the home team for fun), Lakers Historians are identified by wearing the jersey of a player who used to play for the franchise but no longer does. (i.e. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ) These specific markings (or names and numbers) are a sign that they're fans of what the team used to be in their glory days and don't keep up with who is on the team now while they're terrible. Hence, why they're not identified as a regular "Lakers Fan".

They're also not to be confused as an actual Basketball Historian, who cares about the history of the game as a whole, and not what one team did in three specific time periods.

Fred: Why's that guy wearing a Lakers jersey to a Jazz game?
Craig: Oh, he's just a Lakers Historian. Check it, he's wearing #8.

Lakers Historian by Genuine Mind January 12, 2019