Historian

Pretentious douchebag who needs validation

My friend thinks he is a historian, even though he does not possess any formal qualifications.

by ohwell69 August 06, 2021

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

Historian Kinnie

The phrase called "Historian Kinnie" is about a individual who kins a historian either mentally sane or mentally unstable. Historian Kinnie's are capable of kinning historians such as Napoleon, Queen Elizabeth I, or even scientific revolution figures such as Galileo Galilei, Nicolaus Copernicus, Isaac Newton (Mentally and emotionally unavailable, didn't get a chance to set the mode to easy mode when he's still in his mother's fallopian tube), Ptolemy. The set of historians that are named here are either sane or not sane, most people are known for having a mild kin for Isaac Newton himself and consider me.

I'm a historian kinnie (I kin *insert historian*)

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

historian

white people have no idea of the past, but talk about the past

another historian, white Mex light!

by roofie bitches June 21, 2024

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

Historian

Somebody with an obsession of finding out everything about the lives of dead people

Jack: I loved finding out personal information about dead people so I became a historian

by IExistMaybe January 16, 2024

Fast Food Historian

A person or persons who know everything about fast food as far as deals, what they serve, and the history of the business.

I knew when Wendy's started serving breakfast cause I'm a fast food historian.

by milehighb December 31, 2014