girthy dick

A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber

“Damn, That is a girthy dick!”

by Kaylen1234567 November 06, 2017

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 07, 2023

Girthy hang

Having a good dick day
Your best . Not unlike a good hair day.

I had a good girthy hang so I took it for a walk down the beach

by Grady F June 10, 2022

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 09, 2008

Girthy

Something so significant and monstrous it blocks the sunlight that reaches earth. The absolute mass of it causes the cornea of your eye to rapture and at long last return your vision to the proper 20 20. It is the overwhelming sensation of a colossal force so strong it brings you to you knees at one glance. The meer presence of something so breathtakingly dizzling is enough to create a super nova appear in broad daylight.

“The girth of this scrumptious banana makes the liquid in my mouth arise. You can call it girthy.”

by Thegirthgiver July 31, 2021