A really popular rapper. His real name is Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn, and he is known for songs like Mask Off, Fuck Up Some Commas and Poppin' Tags. He often collaborates with the producer DJ Esco. Also known as Future Hendrix.
by TheRDJ64 May 6, 2018
You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.
Rape will be legal.
It will be legal to rape infants.
Human sacrifices will be made legal.
Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
Cannibalism will be legal.
Rape will be legal.
It will be legal to rape infants.
Human sacrifices will be made legal.
Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
Cannibalism will be legal.
by Observer March 19, 2005
by prettyponylover August 10, 2017
The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.
(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)
Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.
by larrychoiceman August 21, 2009
by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019
1.Greatness set to happen in the distant Future
2. Ricky G Gardner is "The Future" the only hope Wall Basketball has of ever winning more than 5 games
2. Ricky G Gardner is "The Future" the only hope Wall Basketball has of ever winning more than 5 games
1. Dude in 3 years The NY Jets will win the SuperBowl
2.When i looked into the reflection of Derek's tie i saw "The Future"
2.When i looked into the reflection of Derek's tie i saw "The Future"
by J.O. Wall January 12, 2009
People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.
by BootyMuncher: my Booty June 9, 2020