A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.
3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"
Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"
Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"
Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"
Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"
Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"
Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"
Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
by BetaBro184 February 6, 2011
One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.
Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you
by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010
Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.
Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.
Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.
by Xylem October 8, 2010
The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.
"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013
n.
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 5, 2004
The euphoric feeling of relief and liberation one gets after cancelling or flaking out on a commitment they were dreading, especially one made out of obligation, societal pressure, or to appease someone else.
Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.
Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.
"Sarah was riding that flaker's high after she decided to Netflix and chill instead of going to that overcrowded music festival she got invited to."
"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."
"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."
by Dee Baggins September 15, 2023
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