Crumpet 

1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts

1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet

Crumpet by GashPash February 9, 2010

crumpet 

A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.

I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!

crumpet by Niggslayer November 9, 2004

crumpet 

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

crumpet by stevie April 4, 2004

Crumpet 

A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.

Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!

Crumpet by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

crumpet 

a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--

harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"

crumpet by holly November 22, 2004

crumpet 

Snotty British exchange student(s).

Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.

crumpet by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Crumpet 

The meaning of this word is often mis-understood in the British Isles. Instead of meaning an attractive woman, it in fact means the polar opposite.

A Crumpet is in fact a horrifically ugly mess of a woman, who bares some similarities to a Crumpet. E.G: A cratered face, A greasy face, A short rounded physique. A Crumpet is in fact a woman, who a man should never touch with a bargepole. If a man does 'Eat a Crumpet,' he should lose all respect and all social status.

Example 1.
Male #1: *Wretches* Look at that mess on the other side of the road!
Male #2: What a crumpet. I'd never spread my butter on that.

Example 2.
Male #1: *Wakes up in unfamiliar bedroom. Looks at the woman lay in bed next to him. Instantly thinks 'What a filthy crumpet!' He then legs it to the nearest exit.*

Crumpet by BorisJohnson April 25, 2011