the opposite of sex appeal. when you are attracted to someone because of the bulge in their baseball cap rather than the bulge in their pants.
Damn, son. After Miss Kennedy the librarian schooled me on Pythagoras and math theory, I wanted to make out with her so badly. Now that's nerd appeal!
by Audrey Le October 15, 2004
After I gave Trixie a Specs Appeal, she had to use her fingers like mini windshield wipers to clean the jizz off her glasses.
by Feiwarris November 3, 2011
by literaturemaster December 19, 2010
A person whose personality and/or features attract both men and women, regardless of sexual orientation. Often in a class of their own.
Bro: "See that girl over there? Damn I want her."
Gay Chick: "One night is all it would take..."
Chick: "I'd go gay for her."
Everybody wants her. She's unisexually appealing.
Gay Chick: "One night is all it would take..."
Chick: "I'd go gay for her."
Everybody wants her. She's unisexually appealing.
by Unicorns & Rainbows June 7, 2010
by adjective-noun January 12, 2012
The opposite of Curb Appeal, used to reference a poor decorating decision or visible renovation that has their neighbors furious and screaming over the loss of their own property value.
Can also be used for a person that is trying too hard to look pretty even though everyone knows they have acne scars.
Can also be used for a person that is trying too hard to look pretty even though everyone knows they have acne scars.
a: "Did those a-holes next door actually think a bathtub would make a good flower planter in the front yard?. Nice curd appeal, jerks."
b: "Man, she's got some curd appeal goin' on under those six layers of covergirl."
b: "Man, she's got some curd appeal goin' on under those six layers of covergirl."
by DMD4me February 4, 2010
by mookiesooxjsjhsghd December 5, 2006