It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

by PittsburghG January 23, 2021

Kramerian Algorithm

A shift in the paradigm how the world learns and the answer to it all.

Marc: "I have finally come up with the kramerian algorithm"
Chris: Get outta here!

by Niddhog June 3, 2021

Heuristic Algorithm

A learning or discovering technique based on experience. Or, a way to try something new (like a new position), based on what you already know. If you know what I mean...

-"Sheila and I are going to go work out some serious Heuristic Algorithms tonight."

-"I find this solution to your Heuristic Algorithm really painful."

-"You should try Dave's Heuristic Algorithm! It's got some really intense solutions!"

by Exuat October 5, 2010

youtube algorithm

The worst shit that favours channels to upload consistently and so is helping t bad and companies. Help PewDiePie.

Blue Shirt Kid: “Ok first of all (because of) the YouTube algorithm, they post about 20 videos a day.”

by Ilovepewdiepie666 May 18, 2019

the taylor algorithm

question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

answer: nine chickens.

guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

girl: the taylor algorithm.

by childsupportt April 2, 2020

toxic algorithm

An algorithm that spreads negative energy.

Glenn: Hi, ChatBot!
ChatBot: I farted on your mum.
Glenn: Man, stop being such a toxic algorithm...

by 123spillspill March 20, 2020

emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.

Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023