alcohol

a substance which is legal in the united states, yet more dangerous than marijauna which is illegal.

alcohol is a pussy drug

by robby January 01, 2005

alcohol

A drink that makes you puke, tastes like shit, makes you forget things, can cause severe family/health problems, and yet, people still pay money for it.

" Hey let's go get some alcohol tonight so we can have an awesome time while we puke and get laid by someone who youd forget about the next day."

by kfs27 April 06, 2010

alcohol

1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.

"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."

by star8706 February 02, 2003

alcohol

The source of every problem with abuse in the world. It was banned once, and should have stayed that way. It is the worst thing in the world and causes the most deviorces and child runaways than anything else. It sucks. Only idiots drink that crap (which is what it smells like too). Also the cause of a ton of suicides. More people die every year from alcohol-realated stuff than anything else, even drugs and homicides.

Idiot: Want some alcohol?
Smart Person: You're such a f------ idiot!

Cop: Why did you run away?
Kid: I ran away because I couldn't stand my dad's drinking anymore...

by kowshe March 04, 2009

alcohol

God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol!

by bicyclethieff January 14, 2008

alcohol

Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.

see religion pot tobacco heroin

Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.

Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.

alcohol

by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 23, 2007

alcohol

The best thing created. It Helps almost everyone get some from the opposite sex. It makes for a fun time

Without alcohol, I'd still be a vigrin!

by Nickday May 30, 2006