The Utah throat swab

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.

Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

by gunthar June 24, 2011

Utah Mud Slam

during the part of anal sex, if a the women was constipated and she lost control of her bouls, leaving shit everywhere, the man proceeds to catch the feces in his hand and slaps her in the face with her own poop. resulting in the famous Utah Mud Slam.

while burt was ass pwning janice, janice warned burt that she was constipated, and that have anal sex might loosen up all the junk in her trunk. so burt tells her he has it covered, while he finishes in her ass, he pulls out quickly. janice looses all control of her sphincter, and bouls. burt then catches her poop in his hand, and in one good motion, he gives janice one good slap across the face resulting in a Utah Mud Slam.

by SCullaryCHarge April 13, 2010

Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.

Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.

by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023

Utah hot tamale special

When a woman sits behinds a man’s ass exposed while he shits in her face

Jessica and Terrence always do the Utah hot tamale special because they both have severe autism

by Skidturd April 20, 2025

Soviet Utah

1. Alternative names: State of Confusion, Last Remaining Communist Satellite.

2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.

3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.

4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.

1. I hate this place! You can't buy beer on Sundays! I hate Soviet Utah!

2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.

by Otto Roberts April 21, 2007

St. George, Utah

Awesome city in Southern Utah and I have no bias Best place in Utah. Got some stupid idiots but just an amazing environment.

St. George, Utah is the best but I am kinda sad it has to change the name of the college since it racist

by Epictheatreguy January 23, 2022

Sandy Utah

A small town near Salt Lake City, with not a damn thing to do. Execpt snowboard.

dude, I was stuck in sandy utah all winter! I dont even snowboard.

Man, that must've sucked

by Bored127155 March 19, 2011