The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.
I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.
by sharkfoot February 21, 2010
Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
When someone is showing alot of attitude, it is appropriate to use the phrase , "THERE ARE UNDERWEARS FLYING EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR!!!"
GUY 1: Oh my GOD!!! YOU LOOK SO LIKE FUGLY EIEWWWW
GUY 2: OH MAN THERE ARE UNDERWEARS IN THE AIR!!!! I THINK A HOT PINK UNDERWEAR JUST GOT STUCK ON MY FACE
GUY 2: OH MAN THERE ARE UNDERWEARS IN THE AIR!!!! I THINK A HOT PINK UNDERWEAR JUST GOT STUCK ON MY FACE
by T'Resa November 3, 2018
The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.
by LN July 20, 2003
A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018
by JSloppyola December 31, 2011