unf

Traditional term from the farmlands of mississippi defining a suppressed grunt of sexual pleasure in a barn.

Ernest let out a muffled unf as he wrestled in the hay with his prize porker.

by Consumer April 9, 2005

unf

University of North Florida

Woo fucking hoo I got admitted to the University of North Florida! I'm slightly smarter than an intelligent monkey.

by blueshound September 11, 2004

Unf

A virginal, completely stupid onomatopoeia that teenage girls use to show that they are dry masturbating through their pants to photos of hot men online, mainly on Oh No They Didn't!.
Girls, if you find him truly hot, use the word SHLICK instead, it's sexier.

UNF he's hot

by 207shawdy March 7, 2009

UNF

UNF, aka, University of North Florida, is located in Jacksonville, FL. It is the best school not only in Florida, but the country. It has the newest buildings, best food, private and large dorms, and the best weather in the US. It is an honor to be accepted to unf. It is also college to the tannest and hottest girls and guys. ;) oh and it has a lazy river. and b.o.b. is performing for free next month. just another added bonus. and its five minutes from the beach, just sayin'

UNF is the most amazing college in the US and if you dont go there, you just suck.

by UNF is amazing July 20, 2010

Unf

unf·
.v. unf, unfed,
To hump in excitment; to make weird facial expression.

1. can she.. hell ya... shes a great unf
2. unf on baby! unf on!
3. but you unfed
4. whos unf'n
5. keep on unfin' in the freeeeeee woooorld

Synonyms: Boh!, Fuck, Hump

by Mike & Sarah July 9, 2006

UNF

Urine and Feces.

Used for marking territory, mainly by jackals.

Oh my god there is UNF everywhere.

Blast that fool with UNF.

You won't see them comin around here no more, I got UNF everywhere.

by Anubis Maximus July 11, 2008

unf

It means Ur No Fun , ahkay.

Matt UNF.
Scott UNF.

by LP. June 3, 2004