tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek August 18, 2008

Fresh Treads

When someone has new shoes, usually said in a sarcastic manner

*someone bought new Nike airs* are they you’re new fresh treads mate?

by Gordon Ramsey December 17, 2017

No tread on the tires

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.

Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.

by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014

Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.

I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.

by Lilbeavis January 07, 2011

Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser

Bitch you're treading waters right now...step back.

by Carabear77 March 29, 2015

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 07, 2010

fuck-treading

when one is testing, in a dangerous way, sexual boundaries that could put them in harm's way.

seriously you are fuck-treading on thin ice, bedding the neighbor's daughter when he is out of town.

by GDDPHD May 14, 2016