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The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.
"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".
The Day Adjuster by JRLL October 4, 2014

The "Day After" Shit 

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.
I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

The Day Of Roscoe 

The day of Roscoe is December 24th What is the day of Roscoe you may ask? It's where anyone named "Roscoe" gets admin in discord servers and does whatever they want it's basically the purge but for people name "Roscoe"
Oh did you hear "The Day Of Roscoe" is tomorrow be careful!

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>
I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".
The Day after tomorrow by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

the day after next 

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.
Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.
the day after next by Chizz October 11, 2004

The Day Walker 

A random male Goth of about 50 Years of age who always wears dark sunglasses, white foundation and has Dental alteration so that he has fangs. He hangs around with groups of teenagers in parks.
Joe: Hey... is that guy a pervert?
Jay: No, that's just The Day Walker... he thinks he's a vampire
Joe: So a pervert?
Jay: Yeah...
The Day Walker by Epic Ginge June 10, 2009