Teletubbies

1. An inhumane form of punishment for kids used in the 90s

2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s

see also Barney Boohbah Mutant Ninja Turtles Care Bears

1. Go watch the Teletubbies! but mom!

2. You get to watch Teletubbies! YAY!

by Correction_Fluid December 17, 2009

teletubbies

4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show

JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.

by Brother Number One June 19, 2005

teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

by Sgt. Pepper August 7, 2005

teletubbies

bears that come in five different colors. or was it four?

the purple teletubby is the gay one!

by Teletubby March 16, 2003

teletubbies

4 color "people" in a tv show. thèy`re naked, and they`re scary.

my sister saw it once 2 years ago and still doesn`t want to watch tv, because she`s tooo scary. too good she didnt see barney!!!

by kurt`s girl May 9, 2005

teletubby

1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC

You fucking teletubby!

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

teletubbies

four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.

the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY! OMG the baby is a god!

by meh June 17, 2006