When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 2, 2019
When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin
by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020
The name that Nic calls Lilli. Lilli is pretty and Nic is barf. Nic is kinda of a dude that wants all the girls till they get boring and finds someone new yup that's it
Lilli:is that Nic??
Callie: yea if I were you i wouldn't trust him
Kalyn: yea me either
Spray tan girl
Callie: yea if I were you i wouldn't trust him
Kalyn: yea me either
Spray tan girl
by The smart one who knows everyt November 14, 2019
A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
by Countrygoon69 October 25, 2019
"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"
"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"
"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"
by My Name Is Not This Handle April 5, 2022
by Cworsl99 December 7, 2015