along with the other fine definitions already posted, i would like to add 'A chick that goes to college on some easy, useless (social services or anything that applies to child rearing) curricullum; with the sole intent of finding a man who will eventually graduate and support her in the style to which she'd like to become accustomed'
stay away from that sorostitute, she thinks going down is something you don't do after college
by Badger Monkey September 22, 2005
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I saw Kelsey Boyer doing the stride of pride this morning from the Pike house to the Zeta house. That sorostitute is lucky greek village is small.
by tsm111 October 28, 2010
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A sorority girl or any high mantinence woman. Sorority girl + prostitute = sorostitute. Avoid at all costs.
by Steamy Willy August 6, 2003
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An addled beneficiary of mercantilism and political rent extraction, who whores his celebrite and prestige on the admiration of his percieved wisdom to the social cause du jour, but usually to denounce economic capitalism.

Etymology: named after the multibillionaire stock and commodities speculator George Soros
George Soros, Ted Turner, Donald Trump and Warren Buffet sometimes are the sorostitute darlings of the muckraker media, always seeking to lend credence to their anti-capitalistic stance with the prestige and support of those whom gained most from anything but a capitalistic system.
by iceberg August 24, 2005
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one girl who only joins a sority to make conections and leech off the business world....that and date guys who are tall and drive nice cars.
That sorostitute only wants to ride my nuts cause my dad is the CEO of (insert business)...and im ok with this.
by wes c August 17, 2005
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I love going to the Brunny, it's always full of drunken sorostitutes.
by LordWatson July 12, 2003
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Damn near every girl that is in any sorority.
"Did ya hear Jon pulled off the {Steely McMichaels} on that sorostitute."
by Nicholai Hel July 12, 2005
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