smiley

One who is almost always smiling except when pictures are taken of him/her.

Hey, there's smiley.

by smiley June 08, 2005

Smiley

The Act of making someone literally bite the curb
This is then fallowed by stomping the back of their head

Boy, your gonna have such a huge mouth after i give you a smiley

by Bad Apple June 03, 2006

Smileys

The plural form of a smiley. When typed on any microsoft thing, it shows that both smilies and smileys are wrong.

Jack: "Hey dude, did you make those smileys I told you about?"

John: "Whoops, I forgot all about them. Isn't that supposed to be spelt differently?"

Jack: "What? I got this from Urban Dictionary.com, sheeze!"

by Udypmseo Logego March 27, 2009

Smiley

Placing a Semi-unconscious persons mouth on the edge of a curb and stomping on the back of his head.
Thus causing the victim to have his cheek tissue torn into a bloody smile.

Dude I gave that prick Micheal a Smiley.

by xxxMattxxx October 14, 2008

Smiley

A tube shaped neck warmer that slips over your head.

It's only 28 degrees out today, you'd better wear your smiley or you'll freeze.

by izzy_g March 29, 2009

smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Reassurance Smiley

When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.

Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol

by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010