by The Not So Genius November 27, 2017
When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.
You: Siri help! I've been shot!
Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.
You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.
Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)
You: *Fart* (butt dail)
Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.
Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.
You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.
Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)
You: *Fart* (butt dail)
Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.
by 3Sense February 13, 2015
To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.
by roger pedactor August 14, 2006
Siri is a nickname that can be short for the Latin name Serena. Siri's are generally kindhearted and love to smile. They also tend to be know-it-all's like the iPhone knowledge navigator. If you meet one, they love to be teased and will get you back. They are a lot of fun to be around and always have the best advice.
by purtaykittay May 28, 2014
Refering to the coolest girl in the world. Super talented, beautiful, wonderful singer/dancer/actress, and a grand friend to everyone. If you know her you must be cool.
by Laura_Ann December 13, 2005