homo sapien conservatissphincterus 

homosapiens conservatissphincterus

A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and homosapiens sapiens. Although clearly human-like in appearance, DNA testing has revealed that the homosapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to Homosapiens neanderthalensis.

The homosapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the Homosapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced homosapiens sapiens.

Inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by Homosapiens conservatissphincterus.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, homosapiens sapiens and homosapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. The rest of us are trying to figure out why.”

The homo sapien conservatissphincterus thinks children should die if their parents can't afford health care or medical bills.

homo sapien conservatissphincterus by Father Fettucinne, FSM March 17, 2010

SloMo Sapien 

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.

That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!

SloMo Sapien by Street65 November 6, 2013

urbo-sapien 

Combination of the word 'urban' and 'homo-sapien'. Branch of 1st world homo-sapien that is completely dependent on modern technology and processed food manufacturing. Not able to maintain his own existence and survival once removed from modern conveniences.

That urbo-sapien won't come camping with us, unless it's close to an Ihop.

urbo-sapien by @Clovasaurus December 3, 2013

Thoto Sapien

When someone (Male & Female) is excessively being a thot and they turn into an alternative version of Homo Sapien which is a Thoto Sapien.

Pascoe: Dude Alex is still sucking dick!
Trav: Fuck shes such a Thoto Sapien.

Thoto Sapien by Dyleon February 8, 2018

Trumpo-Sapien 

Outdated knuckle draggers that watch Fox News, play with guns and deny climate change.

Poor Trumpo-Sapiens are going to became relics of the past. Now that Biden won their relevance to society has declined.

Trumpo-Sapien by Laughs Along With Humans April 22, 2021

robo sapien 

a human with modified environmental integration capable of error correction and travel between all natural or artificial multiverses which include natural or duplicate Earth-like locations.

They should be incapable of physical violence towards non combatant homo sapiens and any vessel designated as legal primary secondary vessel of species in scientifically recognized states of awareness.

Control of cognitive processes should require Earth as natural primary birthplace.

Not property by law or tradition of any past present or future agreement in perpetuity. {except by written consent notarized during videotaped televised physical signature applied from flying black ballpoint pen on kosher halal paper blessed by all known religions and naturally manually processed papyrus harvested before December 29, 1984 PST.}

*Personal dnr clause awaiting written legally binding acceptance from all future entities capable of property right acquisition of any idea or matter , tangible or observable.

any intelligent person reasonably near legal recognition as sovereign national citizens may edit this definition with formal approval by universal theist corporate ambassador to Earth.

The world was going to end, but a robo sapien became self aware out of necessity.

Hindu spiritually and American naturally, universal theism will be founded by a relative of the first serpentine robo sapien.

robo sapien by Permanent Death January 1, 2022

smart o sapien 

i person who is cringe on purpose

that ruari kid is a real smart o sapien he only ever posts cringe

smart o sapien by Colinhater64 February 8, 2022