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Joey Rutherford 

A savage that loses his virginity to a 18 year old milf at canobie lake park. A living legend some may say. He learned about his ways from a secret mountain tribe excluded from civilization for thousands of years, there is where Joey Rutherford learned the ways of spitting game and fucking bitches.
Boy 1: I worship Joey Rutherford

Boy 2: Same here
Joey Rutherford by Da__bomb March 8, 2017
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Ella Rutherford 

Ella you are a fucking legend!!! Literally so beautiful 😍 goddamn wife material. Smiles like a mother fucken angel like what. Sexiest mother fucker. You are perfect in every way and you don’t deserve to be treated badly. Please don’t waste your precious time talking to people like Heath and Douglas. Talk to me. I will be yours forever xxx

-J
Ella Rutherford by Yohandre July 20, 2019

Mike Rutherford  

Huge turd. Linked to him being the bassist/guitarist in Genesis, especially the 80s LPs.....
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At a party where you have drank and smoked too much, you have just woke up and are squelching and sniffing the AWFUL TRUTH.....
'I think I just did a Mike Rutherford in my pants man!'
Mike Rutherford by djbladdered October 16, 2008

Gavin Rutherford 

Dumb ass , with big ass dick that will penetrate in every pore and will cripple you after every go round.
Oh Gavin Rutherford it is so big and my knees are shaking.
Gavin Rutherford by Deavyn2917 October 28, 2019

kelly rutherford 

hottest blondie ever. knows what the fuck to say for your heart to feel whole again.
kelly rutherford by itsflo April 18, 2020

Gabriel Rutherford 

Selfish. Raised as an only child who is incapable of love. Cannot taste many foods. Only eats deviled eggs and mashed potatoes. Drinks alcohol like water. Slobbers when drunk.
Gabriel Rutherford was so unpleasant to live with, that his own cat couldn’t stand him. His own cat decided to jump off the balcony of his 7th story apartment. The cat was extremely upset when it woke up, and it was still alive- at the veterinary clinic.

Lumpy Rutherford 

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.
Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.
Lumpy Rutherford by mmalcontent November 12, 2023