Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee March 10, 2018

projectile shitting

extreme diahrea. like to the point you start flying. like both in pain and in confusion. and cause of momentum from the shit.

"YOOO! I COUGHT BETHANY PROJECTILE SHITTING YESTERDAY!! ON CAMREA LOOK!"

by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 22, 2007

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.

The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.

by hellomynameisdylan December 15, 2008

Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009