1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.
Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!
by Lukus McTaggert June 8, 2007
The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.
"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."
by Ryan+Eric September 2, 2015
by BerzerkGOAT February 15, 2017
Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
by Old Phardt July 25, 2023
As opposed "Offensive" which is the correct spelling, often spelled wrong by the same people who 'a' as "uh".
by CodenameMars June 21, 2022
A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....
by Skryko December 15, 2019
A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah well "No offense" but, this is why your mom doesn't love you...
Person 2: yeah well "No offense" but, this is why your mom doesn't love you...
by Skryko December 10, 2019