Necromancer 

My alarm clock.

My alarm clock had to be trained to be a necromancer to awaken my dead body every morning.

Necromancer by Ronnoc Yadim February 7, 2024

Necromancer Kush

Necromancer kush, known also as «Dead man’s weed» is a variant of weed known for it’s ability to send individuals straight to the afterlife, and back to reality.

Known for its sour taste and nigh on implausible THC to CBD ratio, it is best left for the experienced druggie.

Person 1: Yo, you seen this new necromancer kush? Shit’s straight outta caelid dawg istg!

Necromancer Kush by PimpMasterYoda February 16, 2023

Meme Necromancer 

We all have that one friend, who will bring up dead memes for no reason. A meme necromancer is someone who brings up dead memes trying to be funny but actually they just make a fool of themselves.

"For God Sake Tim, Damn Daniel isn't a thing anymore you Meme Necromancer"

Meme Necromancer by HappyFishSock124 January 29, 2017

Thread Necromancer 

One who resurrects extremely old threads in discussion forums.

Dood. You just replied to a thread that's 2 years old. WTF is wrong with you!? Quit being a Thread Necromancer.

Thread Necromancer by ThaBigCheesy November 10, 2010

Naughty Step Necromancer

The Naughty Step is a form of behavioral modification that involves temporarily separating a person (child) from an environment where an unacceptable behavior has occurred, normally at the foot of the stairs.

Necromancy (/ˈnɛkrəmænsi/)is the practice of magic involving communication with the dead – either by summoning their spirits as apparitions, visions or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events.

Tarquin, seriously boy you are straight boiling my piss today! Naughty step NOW!

“Tarquin seems somehow to summon the strength of the Devil himself, talk in tongues and hold court with unseen daemons”

Shit Jean he’s naughty step necromancer - call the Bishop.

Naughty Step Necromancer by Stupid Disco February 11, 2021

Meme Necromancer 

Someone who tries to revive dead memes (so exactly what it says on the tin)

Dude, ice age baby hasn't been funny in ages; quit trying to be a meme necromancer and just accept it.

Meme Necromancer by absolutepleb September 21, 2020

Nigerian Necromancer 

A slang term for a giant penis

I slept with Steve last night and oh my god. He pulled it out and it was huge, he was packing a Nigerian Necromancer !!! I almost fainted !!

Nigerian Necromancer by Wan21 September 17, 2021