a city in minnesota, people actually think its ghetto even though its like 70% white and only has about 40 murders a year
"dude, you'll get shot in murderap"
"no way, minneapolis just filled with a bunch of harmless posers"
"no way, minneapolis just filled with a bunch of harmless posers"
by big I November 28, 2006
A city that has way better venues and culture than its neighbor to the east because ol' St. Paul was too busy pastorbating to take note.
Guy from Minneapolis: I'd like to spoonbridge with your cherry.
Girl: Call yo'self the ginasaur, cuz' I like where this is headed! (this being any direction away from St. Paul).
Girl: Call yo'self the ginasaur, cuz' I like where this is headed! (this being any direction away from St. Paul).
by mrjellies April 4, 2011
In Minneapolis there a DJ's there that calls himself DJ Pablo "El Mas Racoon" The guy ride the coat tails of other latin artist that come to that city. The guy sucks as a DJ and he is not even a real DJ. He is playing a DJ. The guy is about 450 pounds. The one thing he does good is market his lies well and his DJ skills. He will tell you he is on tour when he is really home for the weekend. Beware of the lies from the DJ. Dont waste your money going to any of the clubs this guy is at.
by FlavFlex702 October 29, 2010
A nice city of Minnesota. It's glamor years were in the 60's with the Mary Tyler Moore Show and big industry. Today, 700,000 people live there. 10% of Minneapolis Residents are also Chicago Residents, but they screw both states and collect their welfare. 15% of Minneapolis Residents are white kids trying to be "black". 50% of the residents are immigrants. Can't complain about them, cause they are dumb white trash trying to be "black" and they work their ass off trying to make a living. The rest of the residents are average, middle class residents. 95% of Minneapolis Residents cannot drive slow enough (Constrast to the 99% of Saint Paul Residents who drive too damn slow). Minneapolis has an elaborate skyline, surrounded by ugly-ass sculpture parks created by liberals and hippies. Overall, Minneapolis is a nice city. Just don't be in the North Side without a gun, or you will get shot (usually by those white kids trying to be "black"). (PS- We regret ever voting for Jessie Ventura!)
I went to Minneapolis to watch the Vikings play, but I got shot at by those white kids trying to be "black", you betcha.
by kewlmanme123 March 17, 2005
Minneapolis aint nothin but a unknown ghetto.
Only reason people dont think its ghetto cause aint no rappers come from up outta there. Same thing wit Tenessee, Memphis, Houston, New Orleans, all that shit. Erybody thought that it was all cowboys and cactuses in Texas until Chopped N Screwd music got popular and put it on the map. No one thought Nashville Teneseee was anythign but the home of country music till Young Buck did his lil thang and put it on the Map. Its the same thing with Minneapolis, everyone just assumes its soft cause aint nobody really came out and represented. It aint on the map cause aint nobody put it there. Plain and simple..
Minneapolis was one of the worse cities in America back in 95 when it was known as Murderapolis and since then it has been relatively quiet and peaceful, but since like the summer of 04 crime rate and homicide rate and all that shit has been going wayyy up.
Only thing about it is that they got the worse cops in America too. Toughest, biggest and highest employed gang-units in America. They doin that CODEFOUR crime-stoppin thing up there and thats some shit that most cities aint even gotta deal wit, i dunno even know if LAPD got they shit all like that.
Its pretty crazy up there cause on one hand you have one of the most dangerous cities in America (Top10 at least) and on the other hand you have one of the toughest Law Enforcement companies up there too (like Top5 prolly) so theres justa whole lotta violence goin on up there.
You people that aint been there dont know shit, so dont talk about it. But im pretty sure you could google search Murderapolis and getta whole lotta stats and figures on how it is actually ghetto up there not jus some fluff ass city like St. Paul.
Only reason people dont think its ghetto cause aint no rappers come from up outta there. Same thing wit Tenessee, Memphis, Houston, New Orleans, all that shit. Erybody thought that it was all cowboys and cactuses in Texas until Chopped N Screwd music got popular and put it on the map. No one thought Nashville Teneseee was anythign but the home of country music till Young Buck did his lil thang and put it on the Map. Its the same thing with Minneapolis, everyone just assumes its soft cause aint nobody really came out and represented. It aint on the map cause aint nobody put it there. Plain and simple..
Minneapolis was one of the worse cities in America back in 95 when it was known as Murderapolis and since then it has been relatively quiet and peaceful, but since like the summer of 04 crime rate and homicide rate and all that shit has been going wayyy up.
Only thing about it is that they got the worse cops in America too. Toughest, biggest and highest employed gang-units in America. They doin that CODEFOUR crime-stoppin thing up there and thats some shit that most cities aint even gotta deal wit, i dunno even know if LAPD got they shit all like that.
Its pretty crazy up there cause on one hand you have one of the most dangerous cities in America (Top10 at least) and on the other hand you have one of the toughest Law Enforcement companies up there too (like Top5 prolly) so theres justa whole lotta violence goin on up there.
You people that aint been there dont know shit, so dont talk about it. But im pretty sure you could google search Murderapolis and getta whole lotta stats and figures on how it is actually ghetto up there not jus some fluff ass city like St. Paul.
by I Know What Im Talkin About September 16, 2006
one of the two twin cities located in central minnesota. pretty much a decent town as long as you stay away from the inner city which helps to make it one of the top 20 most dangerous cities in the united states. had one of the highest murder rates as of 2000 census and the highest rate of unsolved homicides in the counrty. A target for many hmong and sudanese and ehtiopian immigrants.
From Minneapolis to Baltimore we be out there. From LA to New York we be out there. From Houston to DC we be out there. From Dallas to Detroit we be out there. From Miami to Chicago we be out there.
by khalif May 29, 2005
Real life Warzone. Bunch of violent cops beating the 💩 out of people and animals and a bunch of people ransacking grocery stores, dealerships, etc. This situation isn’t helping with the coronavirus pandemic at all and it only makes it worse for everyone else.
by BudgetHimself May 29, 2020