MP

Much Pleasure (as in sexual pleasure). An opposite of MP is NMP (not much pleasure). MP and NMP can be used as entire answers themselves.
How was last night? MP or NMP?
by SHM2 June 14, 2018
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MPS

Not only does Zac suffer from a red raw case of MPS, but he's well on his way to being our generations male version of Liza Minneli.
by nottobemessedwith June 10, 2009
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MPS

Micro Penis syndrome. It is when you have a tiny dicko and it falls out when you have sexy time.
My boyfriend has MPS so I don't have orgasms and I love to queef
by Hellogogo March 08, 2018
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MP

A woman beyond description. The whole package. Attitude, personality, looks, lifestyle. Extremely rare.
I saw MP today. Man, oh man. I fainted, woke up and vowed to give my left hand for even a chance with her.
by The Porter September 14, 2005
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MP

Oh man, that just made me MP my parents getting it on- Gross!

Damn baby...you so fine. Turn around and let me MP that booty.
by Das ATIM July 24, 2009
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MP

"Man did you see Ashley today, shes a fucken MP" "Yeah she would have a lot of milk to suck on"
by Mr Boyd June 13, 2018
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mp

Joe has a mp (micro penis)
by smexilexi May 11, 2011
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