a noble yet medium sized subject resembeling a tuff of prairie grass in the hair regions. Yet the creature is stout in the mid section and houses very fit legs. Although you would suspect a body type such as this to excel at sports and waterskiing this is not the case, he choses to eliminate kids all over the interntet one by one playing world of warcraft while staring into their eyes through a LG webcam. and so he is known as by his many misled followers AKA: the sacred shit demon of woodbay and by this continued success he has became famous among shithawks around the world.
Man Lex's legs are growing stouter each day
by veronika13245 July 7, 2010
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A chill black guy who tells funny stories.
"I knew the guy was a genuine lex the day I met him"
by Robert Frost. November 24, 2013
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Another term for a pedophile. A Lex usually aims for children between the ages of 4 and 7, when they are too young to understand but know what they want.
Person A: That guy raped a five year old girl last night.
Person B: What a Lex!
by MelanieLex April 11, 2007
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A "Lex" is a lady that sucks mad dick, eye contact the whole time, and swallows without hesitation. Then she will make you a steak and feed it to you, bite by bite. She'll rub your feet and do your laundry. If you find a Lex, put a ring on that immediately.
Bro 1: Hey how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.

Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.
by boulderbutt April 14, 2015
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A man with a big head. Basically you can replace "Lex" with every "your mother" joke .
Your Lex is so fat, his birthday spans 5 days
by NotTomButStan November 26, 2019
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your name is Alexa and ur just doing a tiktok trend when you remove the first and last letter of ur name
remove the first and last letter of ur name
its Lex!
by Madison words March 14, 2023
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