a noble yet medium sized subject resembeling a tuff of prairie grass in the hair regions. Yet the creature is stout in the mid section and houses very fit legs. Although you would suspect a body type such as this to excel at sports and waterskiing this is not the case, he choses to eliminate kids all over the interntet one by one playing world of warcraft while staring into their eyes through a LG webcam. and so he is known as by his many misled followers AKA: the sacred shit demon of woodbay and by this continued success he has became famous among shithawks around the world.
by veronika13245 July 11, 2010
Get the Lexmug. by Robert Frost. November 24, 2013
Get the Lexmug. Another term for a pedophile. A Lex usually aims for children between the ages of 4 and 7, when they are too young to understand but know what they want.
by MelanieLex April 16, 2007
Get the Lexmug. A "Lex" is a lady that sucks mad dick, eye contact the whole time, and swallows without hesitation. Then she will make you a steak and feed it to you, bite by bite. She'll rub your feet and do your laundry. If you find a Lex, put a ring on that immediately.
Bro 1: Hey how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.
Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.
Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.
by boulderbutt April 13, 2015
Get the Lexmug. by NotTomButStan November 26, 2019
Get the Lexmug. your name is Alexa and ur just doing a tiktok trend when you remove the first and last letter of ur name
by Madison words March 14, 2023
Get the Lexmug. by ferdaboys786 February 16, 2017
Get the Lexmug.