Glazer

Someone who speaks cold hard facts.

A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.

"Wow he is so truthful and trustworthy, he is such a glazer"

Glazer by Supper lord grape November 28, 2024

glazer

someone who over praises someone

you are such a glazer he's not that good

glazer by theoneandonlymay January 17, 2025

Glazer

The modern word for someone who is obsessed with another. If someone keeps complimenting another person, or idolises them and spends alot of time with them. Basically a teachers pet, but not always with a teacher

‘In the office, Kai is a glazer of the bosses, hoping for a raise’

Glazer by Somebodyx June 19, 2025

Glazer

Someone who is named Carson.

D1 Glazer

Carson is such a glazer

Glazer by browngirllovers September 24, 2025

Glazer

Another word for a bootlicker; ie: someone who thinks kissing ass will get them ahead in life. Commonplace in corporate culture.

Examples:

Dj Akademiks is a glazer. He constantly glazes Drake thinking it'll get him clout even though Drake wants nothing to do with him

Red hats are glazers. Trump doesn't give a shit about his supporters yet they're so dumb they continue to suck his cock.

Elon Musk's fanbase is nothing but a bunch of glazers. Imagine supporting a billionaire who brings your standard of living down through his tax evasion and hoarding of wealth. Couldn't be me.

Glazer by Suckmytoes_77 June 15, 2026

Glazer

The bottom 99% of civilization: the people who spend more time worrying about celebrities, athletes, and those with tremendous success and wealth than they do about their own lives.

Jake: “Dude, did you know this player is from this city, went to this high school, had 27 points in his sophomore season, and his mom’s maiden name is—”

Tyler: “Jake, STFU. You’re a professional glazer. You know more about this dude’s life than your own.”

Glazer by shores August 18, 2026

Glazer Lazer 

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

Glazer Lazer by The G Lazer June 3, 2013