by omgwtfbbq22 April 27, 2007

Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.
Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
by Yogi--Bear May 25, 2020

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.
by airfryervictim123 July 15, 2023

Guy1: "it started as friendship but we ended up going to the McDonald's deep fryer in no time"
Guy2: *visibly salivating*
Guy2: *visibly salivating*
by Jawmy December 23, 2020

by MegaHairyBalls June 09, 2022

by Tuhmos with a U March 05, 2011
