Mouth Employment

Blow job. Head. Nosh. etc

"That was a cracking Mouth Employment"

by 182Mikey May 5, 2009

Subsistance-Employment

A subset of employment which describes poverty level low-income jobs. Workers in this type of employment find themselves living paycheck to paycheck with no means of financial growth. Most often associated with entry level work for fast-food, big-box retail, and agrarian employers.
Usage: "I'm heading to cash my Subsistance Employment paycheck to buy this weeks top-ramen and bus tokens."

Bill: "I ain't got no cell signal."
Fred: "You should upgrade from Prepaid"
Bill: "I can't afford it, I'm on the Subsistance-Employment."

by Faustian November 25, 2013

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

schrodinger's employment

A state in which a person is simultaneously employed and unemployed

When you take a in paid LOA from your crap job to self isolate and don’t know if they’ll firer you. You are in a state known as schrodinger's employment

by Cookie dough sparkles July 10, 2020

Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.

I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023

Employer

The degenerate who caused legislators to step in when children were losing arms in the factories, and get the companies to adopt safe practices and pay workman's comp. Employers are the scummiest individuals in existence. legislators had to step in and create child labor laws and other related legislation, because of their degeneracy. Many employers moved their child labor operations to 3rd world countries instead of staying in the United states. This is testament to how little employers care about you.

Who gives a fuck jimbo lost his arm in the fucking machine, IM A FUCKING EMPLOYER!

by BeatMeatRepeat March 18, 2023

employment consultant

Experts in employment who advise businesses on how to create the best possible employee experience for their team in order to create happier employment. This includes coaching and advising on topics such as EDI, culture, engagement, fair process, leadership and management, recruitment, onboarding, communication, performance management, vision and purpose. An employment consultant may utilise tools such as surveys and employee interviews, carry out workshops and support companies in strategy design, process design, through to recruiting top talent. The ability to execute an exemplary recruitment process and create happier employment is facilitated by the initial thorough examination of the company's employee experience. Armed with this information, and the company taking progressive steps to improve their employee experience, an employment consultant can successfully source diverse talent who would thrive within a company's particular environment.

We need an employment consultant to advise us on how to improve our culture and employee experience.

by Scottishhappinessbird June 15, 2021