robots in disguise 

A TV with robots. Also a band comprised of Sue Denim and Dee Plume.

Buy Robots in Disguise. Now.

robots in disguise by Aiza March 31, 2003

surprise disguise 

When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.

Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes

surprise disguise by M. Hollywood November 9, 2006

Vandalism in Disguise 

Used to describe the BLM riots in the United States of America.

Jimmy: "Did you see the riots? They are smashing cars and breaking in stores!"
Micky:"This isn't fighting against racism anymore, this is Vandalism in Disguise."

Vandalism in Disguise by pvttunt November 24, 2020

mexican disguise 

A Mexican Disguise is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Brown Neck tie.

That bitch said she needed a disguise. I treated her to the mexican disguise.

mexican disguise by Patrick Kay May 12, 2006

your mom in disguise 

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

your mom in disguise by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017

master of disguise 

One that is capable of destroying all the loopholes in ones search history.

Jack: dude, my older brother's friend is a master of disguise!
Tom: Lucky! I got grounded because I didn't know his magic!

master of disguise by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE

HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.

A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.

WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE by Fgyjt February 27, 2022