dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Dangling Leprechaun

When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.

Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

dangling chad

1) a testicle
2) an accidentally exposed nut
3) a loser

The vengeful ex-girlfriend took a direct shot at his dangling chad.

You should look into throwing out those pre80s shorts. You're chads, they dangle.

She'll never talk to that dangling chad.

by Foolish Teacher March 23, 2010

Dangling Susan

A turd that won’t come off your butt even with a fair amount of wiggling.

Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting

I’ll be right out I have a dangling Susan.

by Thomit January 9, 2019

dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010