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clock block

When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.
Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.
by Oogie Mctaj February 24, 2011
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Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.
Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"
by William Trevorson November 26, 2009
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Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.
Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...
by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012
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clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.
Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block
by BBMessy January 1, 2012
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Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.
Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked
by Gomer B. December 15, 2011
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Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
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